"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
who looks at an infant and thinks “lets name her gertrude”